Show HN: I build one absurd web project every month

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290 points | by absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

67 comments

  • hinkley 4 days ago ago

    This reminds me a little of Simone Giertz, a YouTube DIY person who started out long ago making shitty robots and has settled into fringe mainstream - usable items but not quite the way you would expect, like folding coat hooks, a gaming table with a roll top, a chair from a satellite dish, and a prosthetic leg for her three legged dog.

  • davidblue 4 days ago ago

    Operation D-Day: One Second of War truly delighted me more than any other video game I've ever played.

    I hope you like my Let's Play: https://youtu.be/iUnbD8xp0f0

  • AnnaPali 4 days ago ago

    > Microtasks for Meatbags — the future: AI gives prompts, humans execute

    That's close to how many companies, plans etc. work today. We manage big groups of people and systems, as syncretic holes. Sometimes a human, sometimes a computer is better at one task.

    • avandekleut 4 days ago ago

      You may be interested in reading Manna, a short story about AI that operates exactly this way.

  • nathan_douglas 4 days ago ago

    These are delightful. I think I like LingoPrio the best, since I'm (re)learning French. My kid and I went to a pediatrician appointment and my kid asked, "How do you say 'constipation' in French?" And I didn't have to look it up, since it ended in "ation".

    > I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.

    I have a project that's arguably strange but deeply serious. I'm building a Pi Bramble [1] and adding services with the goal of making a homelab that is continuously collapsing under the weight of its own complexity. Y'know, for education! But it's also really fun, when I have time to spend on it.

    [1] https://clog.goldentooth.net/

    • Cogito 4 days ago ago

      Hey bios444 if you see this your comments are not showing as you seem to have been hit by HN's shadowban hammer.

      It seems like you might also be absurdwebsite which doesn't seem to be banned (but does have a hidden post from a month ago).

      If you plan to use this account it's worth dropping an email to the admins, they are very responsive :)

      • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

        It's ok. My Iphone had my old account (bios444) loged in :)

      • busymom0 4 days ago ago

        You are replying to the wrong person.

        Or is that because you can't reply to bios444?

        • Cogito 4 days ago ago

          bios444's comment is a sibling, and yes I can't reply to them.

          • bryanrasmussen 4 days ago ago

            I can reply to them now, also checked in browser where not logged in and comment was seen

    • bios444 4 days ago ago

      Thanks — happy to see LingoPrio didn’t go unnoticed.

      Yes, experimenting for fun is what I love. I will check your project.

  • 90s_dev 4 days ago ago

    Useles fun projects are useless but fun.

    I made https://tellconanobrienyourfavoritepizzatoppings.com the other day.

    It was fun. But useless.

    • 90s_dev 4 days ago ago

      Some fun entries so far

        toppings=pineapple+
        toppings=pineapple
        toppings=I+don%27t+know+wh+conan+o+brien+is%2C+but+I+want+him+to+know+that+I+can%27t+eat+pizza+at+all.
        toppings=mushrooms
        toppings=Brie
        toppings=Cheeze
        toppings=Wat
        toppings=
        toppings=peppers+and+onions
        toppings=cat+..%2Fetc%2Fpasswd
        toppings=pepperoni+is+pretty+good+usually
        toppings=More+tiny+pizzas+
        fooabar
        0x%5B%5D=DTAB
        toppings=rendang
        toppings=salami
        toppings=spinach
        toppings=Peppers
        toppings=Ham+and+Pineapple+
        toppings=french+fries
        toppings=egg
       
       toppings=usually+plain+but+i+dont+mind+putting+some+stuff+on+there.+onions+or+pepperoni+or+hawaiian+every+now+and+then.+i+dont+get+why+some+people+are+so+upset+about+pineapple%2C+it%27s+definitely+a+different+taste+but+i+think+it+works%21+although+i+will+say+sometimes+i+think+the+pineapple+slices+are+too+thick+and+so+you+just+get+pineapple+for+a+bite%2C+i+dont+like+that.+love+your+stuff+conan
  • bradly 4 days ago ago

    Great job. I'm into mortality so the Artist's Death Effect was fun. I tell my kids all my ideas are terrible because if it wasn't a terrible idea someone else would have done it already.

  • fibbery_ 4 days ago ago

    This is awesome. I like to make similar projects - is there a community where you like to share work and collaborate with others?

    I put a few of mine on /r/baduibattles but not everything fits well in that bucket. Part fun, part absurdist art, part technological and political critique (examples: a login system that requires the user to sing the same song to log in, or a captcha that asks people to prove they're not robots by taking pictures of others in live surveillance video from unsecured CCTV cameras).

    • melagonster 4 days ago ago

      maybe r/internetisneautiful

      • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

        They banned my post :) r/internetisbeautiful is not beautiful.

      • imhoguy 4 days ago ago

        "neautiful" made me curious, that is absurd :)

  • keyle 4 days ago ago

    It's good to see that, sometimes, the old internet still peeks through. All the best!

  • XetiNA 4 days ago ago

    Loving this. One second of war and offsetting co2 emissions by buying you a Tesla are my favorites.

    I wonder what a good UI is for a website like this. I was thinking maybe infinite scroll would work well for a more museum-like experience.

    • bios444 4 days ago ago

      Thank you. Good idea about infinite scroll. I am also thinking about UI.

  • cess11 4 days ago ago

    I like this game mechanic:

        Your score: <span style='color:red'>1."+Math.floor(Math.random() * 39)+"</span> seconds.
    
    I've done similar sometimes in my own microprojects.
  • westondeboer 4 days ago ago

    I think the Artist's Death Effect Data Base is hilarious. We talk about this in my circle about which artist isn't doing well and we all secretly buy up some work.

    Sort of like a dead pool.

  • filoleg 4 days ago ago

    This is my favorite type of HN posts by far. Seeing just some out there single-minded proof of concept projects, which are both ridiculous but, also, not really, is awesome.

    • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

      Thank you! Some are real, some are MVPs, and some are pure fake-it-’til-you-make-it. You never know — that’s how the internet works these days. :)

  • cldwalker 4 days ago ago
  • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

    You can check all my 27 absurd web projects at absurd.website

    • nathan_douglas 4 days ago ago

      I almost read this in the ZOMBO.COM voice.

  • MattSayar 4 days ago ago

    Love it. Bringing back the "fun" part of the web

  • mateioprea 4 days ago ago

    The "Add luck to your e-store" last description line should say "That’s marketing meow" :)

  • BiraIgnacio 4 days ago ago

    Things like this give me hope for human creativity. Made my day, thanks

  • skapi_api a day ago ago

    Love your maneki neko project so much!

  • kxter 3 days ago ago

    Ok the lucky cat got me! I just had to install and see it for myself. So cute. Made me smile. :)

  • landgenoot 3 days ago ago
  • pingou 4 days ago ago

    As someone who had his dog stolen when waiting for me in front of the supermarket, I love the easy Pet Drop Box idea.

    • Percnopterus 4 days ago ago

      This already exists in Norway and Sweden. It's illegal to leave your dog in front of a shop tied to anything. So there is boxes that are climatised and are operated with any debit or credit card. (They are not very popular however)

      • bios444 4 days ago ago

        Idea that you can drop them here for ever.

  • nine_k 4 days ago ago

    That's great.

    The One Second of War and the Dark Mandala are not even absurd, but merely surface the reality, of sorts.

  • ketedrum 4 days ago ago

    the moment i realized what this is i burst out into laughter. congratulations. its so absurd!

  • BOOKHOUSEUK 3 days ago ago

    All these things are relevant to my interests. Thank you for sharing.

  • moritzwarhier 4 days ago ago

    The lucky cat seems very useful. Perfect chatbot widget!

  • eightturn 4 days ago ago

    just added waving cat to my website

  • codethief 4 days ago ago

    Great project!

    ChillyParent reminds me of this classic from Silicon Valley (the show): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGy5SGTuAGI&t=216s

    • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

      Thanks! Oh yes, I remember that episode!

    • lowercased 4 days ago ago

      He disrupted fatherhood!

  • conception 4 days ago ago

    Brush your teeth is mis-linked. :)

  • r0b05 4 days ago ago

    It's hilarious! Well done :)

  • jfil 3 days ago ago

    Great stuff!

  • OrvalWintermute 4 days ago ago

    Awesome sites! :D

    • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

      Thank you. You can subscribe to my absurd mailing list. I make one project every month. Subscribe here: http://eepurl.com/hft-U9

      • nathan_douglas 4 days ago ago

        I thought you were going to say that you make one absurd mailing list every month and I thought, "somebody's really gotta stop this guy."

        • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

          Haha, that’s a great idea — I should totally make it!

  • Lerc 4 days ago ago

    I feel like LingoPrio needs pineapple.

  • hu3 4 days ago ago

    i'm curious, did you use AI help to build it?

    Any hints and favorite AI tools?

    • absurdwebsite 4 days ago ago

      I don’t use AI for ideas — I love coming up with the creative part myself. It’s how I express who I am. It’s my art. I write all the texts, and then I polish them with a little help from AI. Some images and videos are AI-generated, but the core concept always comes from me.

      • JIE007 4 days ago ago

        Wow, your approach is worth referencing

      • deadbabe 4 days ago ago

        you’re awesome