I have long felt airlines should simply charge two fees: one for volume (i.e. economy/business class, etc.), one for weight (person plus all bags, checked or carry-on).
Just giving people the incentive to use the bathroom before they get on the plane to save a few bucks would probably save billions on fuel worldwide.
this is a headline fit for the Babylon Bee
I have long felt airlines should simply charge two fees: one for volume (i.e. economy/business class, etc.), one for weight (person plus all bags, checked or carry-on).
Just giving people the incentive to use the bathroom before they get on the plane to save a few bucks would probably save billions on fuel worldwide.
The logical conclusion is turning up at the airport in flip-flops and a pair of skimpy briefs. Saves time going through security too!