Every fucking website: 2026 edition

(op.tngl.io)

121 points | by nerdypepper 3 days ago ago

35 comments

  • tripdout 3 days ago ago

    This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

    0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

    • angoragoats 3 days ago ago

      And this one, which is on the front page right now:

      https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49307700

      • angoragoats 3 days ago ago

        Replying to my own post to note that the author of the app in my linked post is using an LLM to respond to everyone in the thread. They responded to me (with a clearly LLM written, sycophantic tone) and said that they updated the design. It looks less like the parody site now.

    • yourbestcrab 3 days ago ago

      I was searching for the logo like an *-hole, but I had to settle for their "men's public restroom" logo instead.

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  • m132 3 days ago ago

    It's not a Claude generated website without at least one `backdrop-filter: blur(1000px)` element that slows older machines to a crawl

  • possan 3 days ago ago

    Needs a cookie banner, 3s delayed sign up to our newsletter and enable push request

  • JK-Swizzle 3 days ago ago

    It is missing the fade in on scroll.

  • noman-land 3 days ago ago

    This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.

  • addandsubtract 3 days ago ago

    It's missing the captcha that fails to load and then makes you retry three times.

  • Bolwin 3 days ago ago

    Love the X logo that goes to bluesky

  • TacticalCoder 3 days ago ago

    > Trusted by... six companies from the same YC cohort.

    I giggled.

  • devin 3 days ago ago

    Missing a flashy nonsense ASCII art animation. Check out https://performative-ui.cncl.co/ if you need an easy one to add.

  • walrus01 3 days ago ago

    > $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

    I wish more people would point this out.

    • Akronymus 3 days ago ago

      I've legitimately seen one project that basically says to do that, but with "your ai agent". At least piping to sh is deterministic and, you can pipe to a filw and check the script

      https://github.com/0xeb/ghidrasql

      • walrus01 3 days ago ago

        "Claude, install these 215 npm dependencies from unvetted repositores, make no mistakes"

    • xigoi 3 days ago ago

      I still haven’t seen anyone point out how this is more dangerous than running an executable that you obtain any other way.

      • ffsm8 3 days ago ago

        you can detect `curl | bash` server-side and serve a different payload for those (compared to curl -O file, wget etc), hence its an effectively undetectable attack vector.

        Executables on the other hand can be inspected and prodded, so the likelihood of something going amiss and consequently security agencies finding out about it is significantly higher.

        neither of those is secure of course, we're just discussing different levels of dangers. And curl|bash being worse, albeit not that much

        (and the -L here is the extra cherry on top. piping a redirect to a shell is just monkas)

        • medstrom 3 days ago ago

          > you can detect `curl | bash` server-side

          Oh wow, ok. So if anything, manually do `curl` and `sh` separately?

          • ffsm8 3 days ago ago

            at that point, i'd put bash script up as being moderately more secure as its generally easier to audit them vs a binary.

            but i'Ve also gotta say that random binary download over web is also incredibly rare - usually its either a combination of both (the curl|bash ending in a random binary being downloaded) or the user actually installing via a packagemanager like apt, zypper, yum, dnf etc - and those packagemanagers generally do audit the main repositories, so theyre basically as secure as you can get in those contexts.

            but of course, everyone has their own thread model and i dont work in security (●'◡'●)

      • esafak 3 days ago ago

        Because this way does not run security scanners.

  • BoingBoomTschak 3 days ago ago

    The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.

    • tosti 3 days ago ago

      I expected cloudflare turnstile and if that happens to work, flashing gray bars to "compensate" for an absurdly long loading time.

  • willturman 3 days ago ago

    The GitHub and X logos are chefs kiss

  • angoragoats 3 days ago ago

    Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

    https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

    • andOlga 2 days ago ago

      Because there's been a recent submission titled "Every fucking website (2020)", I guess.

      • angoragoats 2 days ago ago

        That is adding a year to the end of the complete title of the article, which is a thing often added to older articles to provide additional context. This is replacing words in the article's title with different words, which, as I said, is counter to the stated rules of the site.

        If the title was "Every fucking website: Slop edition (2026)," I wouldn't have made my comment.

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  • alertchecker 3 days ago ago

    It can't be AI-generated - AI doesn't swear

  • cigarettestshir 3 days ago ago

    This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

  • doublerabbit 3 days ago ago

    If the layout is intentionally LLM generated, heh.

  • chunkyguy 3 days ago ago

    What is wrong with this layout?

    • addandsubtract 3 days ago ago

      There's nothing wrong with it, per se. It's just that it's overused and filled with random garbage stats that no one cares about.

  • spottedmarley 3 days ago ago

    * <- tiny logo

  • arodenmaxxing 3 days ago ago

    oh yeah I worked there