Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

(stwipe.com)

215 points | by eatonphil a day ago ago

27 comments

  • irl_zebra a day ago ago

    { "ok": false, "model": "wouter-1", "wouter": "Nee.", "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.", "wouter_status": "on_holiday", "tokens_read": 0 }

    This is just fantastic.

  • JSR_FDED a day ago ago

    Integration roadmap.

    DAY 60 We propose a standing Monday sync. DAY 61 There is no standing Monday sync.

    This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.

  • dgrin91 a day ago ago

    Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already.

    One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

    • drivingmenuts a day ago ago

      OpenWouter does not strike me as being a customer-forward kind of service. Basically, it's a deal-with-it kind of thing, I guess.

  • btschaegg 3 hours ago ago

    > Knowledge cutoff

    > None. Wouter is aware of everything and disappointed by most of it.

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? ’Cos I don’t.

  • alexgandy a day ago ago
  • hmokiguess a day ago ago
    • ragebol a day ago ago

      Wouter is a common Dutch first name

  • codeduck 20 hours ago ago

    > Our Chief Product Officer is four. She saw the headline and screamed. The board interpreted this as a mandate.

    Chef's kiss

  • babblingfish 21 hours ago ago
  • minraws a day ago ago

    Best deal of the century multi-trillion dollar future guaranteed.

  • pietro72ohboy a day ago ago

    Goed gedaan Wouter!

  • srean a day ago ago

    If only they can wope in Johnathan Ross. Liked his interview of Womesh Wanganathan.

  • thepaulthomson a day ago ago

    haha I read most of this page out aloud in my head and it was even funnier

  • DerDerDaIst a day ago ago

    makes more sense than a lot of prompts i got answered and paid for

  • pm90 a day ago ago

    We need more QuinnyPigs in Tech.

  • sailfast a day ago ago

    Jaaaaa Goed gedaan oer!

  • lagrange77 a day ago ago

    Godverdomme

  • orthecreedence a day ago ago

    > Numbers invented for this slide, in the industry tradition.

    Holy shit, I love it.

  • AnthonyR a day ago ago

    Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?

    • forestry a day ago ago

      They registered it like any other, I imagine.

    • lightdot a day ago ago

      A clear case of phwishing!

    • timcobb a day ago ago

      It could have been yours

  • close04 a day ago ago

    I am mildly disappointed that a Dutch model experiences 0 hallucinations, as per their invented numbers.

  • yieldcrv a day ago ago

    Now on docker

  • ilumanty a day ago ago

    Wat

  • fitsumbelay a day ago ago

    LOL