30 points | by bhouston 6 hours ago ago
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PSA: remember folks, if you want to get unbanned or customer service of any type from facebook/meta/instagram - offer to have sex with an employee.
> On Thursday, Meta suspended the Instagram account of Satine’s deceased cat, Clark Gable.
Was the cat also wearing a bikini and/or promoting illegal adoptions?
I have it on good authority that the cat was entirely nude.
It is because Meta wants to show that they really care about "protecting the children." </sarc>
https://www.reuters.com/business/meta-reaches-18-billion-set...
It may have been the Atomic Sensation in 1946, but does this strike anyone else as being like the dancing ban from Footloose?
PSA: remember folks, if you want to get unbanned or customer service of any type from facebook/meta/instagram - offer to have sex with an employee.
> On Thursday, Meta suspended the Instagram account of Satine’s deceased cat, Clark Gable.
Was the cat also wearing a bikini and/or promoting illegal adoptions?
I have it on good authority that the cat was entirely nude.
It is because Meta wants to show that they really care about "protecting the children." </sarc>
https://www.reuters.com/business/meta-reaches-18-billion-set...
It may have been the Atomic Sensation in 1946, but does this strike anyone else as being like the dancing ban from Footloose?