38 comments

  • jtickle 14 hours ago ago

    This seems exactly like the sort of shenanigan that would piss off rather than appease the wood spirits.

  • nkmnz 13 hours ago ago

    What’s next? Touch-grass-as-a-Service?

  • weirdish 14 hours ago ago

    I'd only buy this if it included a subscription-based AI upsell to predict and adapt to my adjusting superstition needs over time

  • yetihehe 14 hours ago ago

    Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood. Remote knocking seems to go in the other direction...

    • thaumasiotes 13 hours ago ago

      > Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood.

      How do you know this? For example, there is a wikipedia page section entitled "Origin of use in the English language"...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocking_on_wood#Origin_of_use...

      but the contents of that section make it extremely clear that no relevant facts are known to wikipedia.

      • yetihehe 21 minutes ago ago

        I know it from Polish usage. In Polish it's "odpukać w niemalowane [drewno]"/"knocking on unpainted [wood]", wood is typically not spoken, the important part is that the wood is unpainted/raw. Superstitious people would especially leave the underside of table unpainted or leave some unpainted wood nearby in living room just for this occasion.

      • pessimizer 10 hours ago ago

        The contents of the article make it clear that "touch wood" is basically synonymous with "knock on wood," making the knocking less important than the touching.

        But is is important to mention that a ctrl-f on that page for "unpainted" is proof that you didn't spend much time looking.

        • thaumasiotes 12 minutes ago ago

          Do you have reason to believe that the article knows something about the origin of this practice that no one else in the world knows? The claim is set in the past, not the present. And it has to be, since there is no present significance to unpainted wood in English-speaking cultures.

      • couchand 11 hours ago ago

        N >= 2

  • krunck 14 hours ago ago

    There are societies where rather than knocking on wood one turns one's head and spits. For example: "Grandad is looking well after his fall, let's hope that doesn't happen again. Ptew!"

    Looking for this in app form.

    • random_cat_8745 13 hours ago ago

      the true SaaS (Spit as a Service).

      • markdown 13 hours ago ago

        I'm imagining a thousand people in a spitshop in (Mechanical) Turkey in a sitting at desks with a spittoon, waiting for a signal to spit.

  • gexla 4 hours ago ago

    I wonder if I could create a full time job for myself tossing salt over my shoulder.

  • psadri 9 hours ago ago

    Whoever created this - you are the crazy kind of person I want to meet in real life.

  • skinfaxi 14 hours ago ago

    Found this other experiment, part of the same series "Machines Responding to Superstitions".

    https://www.dezeen.com/2023/10/31/kinky-kashayam-portable-bl...

    Though it seems less like machine response than humans integrating technology into superstitious belief.

  • TehCorwiz 14 hours ago ago

    If an app knocks on a tree and nobody is around…

    • jagged-chisel 11 hours ago ago

      … go on

      • Isamu 7 hours ago ago

        Wait, is the tree in a VM?

      • merek 7 hours ago ago

        ...does it still display ads?

  • dr_pyser 7 hours ago ago

    I never had to knock on wood

    • petters an hour ago ago

      Me neither knocks on wood

  • gosen 14 hours ago ago

    I can't explain why but it's amazing! Maybe because in my culture "knocking on the wood 3 times" helps to avoid the bad luck and I lived with that for 20 years, or maybe it's just fun to imagine that you're knocking on the wood remotely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • dvh 14 hours ago ago

    It's like FakeBlock from Arrested development

  • itissid 14 hours ago ago

    I am ratting this out to the Tree Beard

  • Cpoll 13 hours ago ago

    Looking forward to one that will let me touch grass from my computer.

  • ButlerianJihad 12 hours ago ago

    Nothing can surprise me. Every day at college, I would walk past these "Trees".

    https://stuartcollection.ucsd.edu/artist/allen.html#about-th...

  • lofaszvanitt 13 hours ago ago

    You have to do it with a right hand, from under. So this is 100% fake.

  • classified 14 hours ago ago

    The knockers are missing solar panels to continuously charge their batteries. So there will be sustained costs to keep them running. And how water-proof are they? Apart from that, it's going to sell like hot cakes.

  • tinyplanets 14 hours ago ago

    Or just, you know, walk outside in the fresh air, find a nearby tree, and knock on it...