'C:\> FORMAT C:' – relax, it's just a screen saver

(fakedos.com)

51 points | by TheIncredibleCh 5 hours ago ago

38 comments

  • jrmg 2 hours ago ago

    This is cool - but…

    It’s an app, not a system-integrated[1] screensaver?

    > Installation

    > Drag FakeDOS.app into /Applications.

    > Double-click to launch. It installs itself as a menu-bar icon.

    > Click the menu-bar icon to configure or start manually.

    > After the configured idle time (default: 5 min), FakeDOS takes over fullscreen.

    > Type EXIT to return to your real desktop.

    > Cmd + , opens six pages of pure control: idle time, warp speed, the ghost writer, sound and more. The PC speaker can be silenced. Your co-workers cannot.

    [1]: ScreenSaver.framework: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/screensaver

    • kmoser 37 minutes ago ago

      If they had made it as a website, anybody could use it.

    • bowsamic an hour ago ago

      I'm surprised that the LLM that was used to vibecode this didn't point it out

  • Tsarbomb 2 hours ago ago

    Maybe I'm blind, but is this closed source?

    • creatonez an hour ago ago

      Yup. OP wants you to download a sketchy closed source screensaver from an obnoxiously vibecoded website that looks identical to the scourge of phishing pages currently going after random open source projects in a fully automated way.

      • TheIncredibleCh an hour ago ago

        Things aren't always what they seem. Sometimes it's just for fun.

      • hollowonepl an hour ago ago

        Finally some comment that actually makes sense here! :)

  • RedShift1 32 minutes ago ago

    What exactly is this? Site doesn't work for me (ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR). Gathering from the other comments, some screensaver that shows a DOS prompt?

    • rickdeckard 10 minutes ago ago

      > "Gathering from the other comments, some screensaver that shows a DOS prompt?"

      Kinda worse. Some Mac application that acts as a screensaver and shows a DOS-prompt when idle...

      Either way, I like the idea of getting people to install and configure fun apps which then know exactly when a PC is not in use.

      Could be a useful swarm of devices...

  • Gormo 2 hours ago ago

    Reminds me of the 'BSOD' module from Xscreensaver.

  • rlv-dan an hour ago ago

    Way back I hacked together a VB6 application (don't remember what it did) but after a while it popped up a new window that faked a DOS prompt formatting the c drive. Then I send it to my best bud on April 1st with a message "Hey, check out this new program I made!" :-)

  • numpad0 4 hours ago ago

    gives me SSL_ERROR_INTERNAL_ERROR_ALERT on Firefox

    • thehamkercat 4 hours ago ago

      same on Chrome, maybe it's real DOS

      • RedShift1 an hour ago ago

        Doesn't work for me either.

      • tosti 3 hours ago ago

        DOS has been DoS'd

  • 1970-01-01 3 hours ago ago

    The quantum fireball was a nice touch.

  • Bengalilol 3 hours ago ago

    I was site visitor 0001101 (hit return).

    I will get back until counter reaches 01000110 01010010 01001101 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000011 00111010

    • teddyh 3 minutes ago ago

      I think you mean 01000110 01001111 01010010 01001101 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000011 00111010

  • breakwaterlabs an hour ago ago

    Things not on my bingo card: Watching Hacker News denizens download, install, and run vibecoded Mac apps from sketchy vibecoded websites with TLS issues.

    • Boxxed 43 minutes ago ago

      There is also something about this being Mac-only that feels really dumb or really fitting, I can't quite put my finger on it.

      • kmoser 42 minutes ago ago

        The delicious irony is that it's written for a platform that never ran MS-DOS.

    • nathanaldensr an hour ago ago

      It's time to vibedesign a new bingo card!

  • vunderba 33 minutes ago ago

    Anyone else append something like this to AUTOEXEC.BAT as a kid at school? We were a right bunch of bastards.

      @echo off
      echo FORMAT /Q C:
      echo ALL FILES REMOVED 
      SET DIRCMD=0
    
    
    I think a lot about my poor teachers and this Calvin quote comes to mind.

    https://imgur.com/a/eX4UKLk

  • rickdeckard 14 minutes ago ago

    This would be more trustworthy (and portable) as a website (Would have maybe also needed less tokens to produce)

    Instead it's a somewhat sketchy app that by design happens to know exactly when my PC is not in use...

  • qubex 3 hours ago ago

    You couldn’t run a format command when within the disk you were trying to format. You’d need to (for example) cd A: and then format c:.

    Deltree, on the other hand…

    • foobarian 3 hours ago ago

      There was a secret option at one point 'FORMAT C: /AUTOTEST'

    • stuaxo 2 hours ago ago

      The favourite of naughty kids in computer shops with Windows 95

      • qubex 2 hours ago ago

        Yup.

  • jasomill an hour ago ago

    I'll stick with 86Box and DOSBox and try not to run FORMAT C: without backups.

  • hdgvhicv 3 hours ago ago

    32768MB of ram?

    Yeah, that’s wrong.

    • TheIncredibleCh 3 hours ago ago

      Thanks for the hint, and very old bug from the beginning, forgotten in space and time....

      Fixed!

    • trollbridge 3 hours ago ago

      FP4 vs FP8 strikes again…

  • snvzz 3 hours ago ago
  • fortran77 an hour ago ago

    It amusing how Mac users yearn for the PC experience. They know they're missing out on something great, but they can't or won't leave their cult.

    • wtch98 an hour ago ago

      Except dos isn't the PC experience. It was back in the 90s when you'd edit your config.sys and autoexec.bat to shift your himem settings so you could run a given game with your soundblaster

      That world doesn't exist any more, whether you're on a mac, linux, or any other OS.